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And There Was Much Rejoicing

Tuesday, July 1st, 2008

Over 20 years ago, the Priests of Morloth convened within the the chambers of the Temple of the Damned, to discuss and interpret these recent signs and portents. Some suggested that Morloth would finally emerge to claim the world that was rightfully His. Others feared that Thyrn, God of Light, would descend upon the earth to lay His Judgement upon the Damned.
But by the end of the day, when the light of the Sun crept back, they all agreed. Something terrible was Born. And so, the Priests of Morloth knew that they balanced upon the edge of a blade, a blade that would mean either Doom or Salvation.
As the clouds parted, the earth trembled and the sky opened up, threatening to unleash a furious light, the Priests of Morloth huddled in darkened corners, chanting their incantations, praying that Morloth’s Salvation would come at last. Then… there was silence.

Atomic

Dramatic nonsense aside, It’s actually my birthday today. Getting older is no picnic, I – and almost everyone else – can tell you that.
Becoming 20 was great, it’s a round number, and for some reason it is considered the ideal age. But becoming 21? Well, you realise it’s only going one way from here on out. It’s all downhill from here, folks!

On the other hand, it feels great! Who the hell wants to be 20 forever? Apart from those really sad middle-aged people you see hanging out at the trendy clubs. Or people who never dares to stop drinking or partying, because it’s the only thing they have left to cover up the fact that they are a just a complete douche.
No, getting older feels good. Despite the fact that society has a lot of expectations of me, and that I don’t fulfill any of them, I still feel pretty good.

My birthday wishes are these: That the Kimbo inside me remains strong.
That I will soon get my hands on a proper PC.
That part 1 of the 4th season of “Battlestar Galactica” will hit the shelves as soon as possible, and that I’ll love it.
That Sci-Fi channel picks up “Firefly”.
That Garth Ennis, Warren Ellis and Neil Gaiman never stops writing. T
hat season 4 of “Lost” will hit the shelves soon, and that they don’t ruin the mystery.
That Diablo III will be great.
That McCain will lose the November election.
And that I will always have a book to read, a show to watch, and a game to play.

I’m not much of a celebrator, so today will be relatively quiet, save for my brother and perhaps a few friends visiting.
Hopefully someone will give me a pretty good movie to watch. The Movie-Ghost has been kind lately, and blessed me with good films such as “Juno” and “Charlie Wilson’s War”. Something along those standards would be pretty neat for a present.

And with that, I conclude this self-glorifying birthday post, and leave you to your affairs.

Oh, and by the way, next post will be about a TV-series. I swear!

Penny Arcade Quotation

Thursday, June 5th, 2008

Mr. Devil: You are hereby ordered to cease and desist the use of Blizzard trademarks Diablo, Hell and Evil in promoting your damned realm of eternal suffering
-Letter

“Great. Now I have to print all new business cards”
-Satan, Prince of Darkness, First of the Fallen, Lord of All Things Unholy.. you get the idea. ;)

Original Penny Arcade strip Here.

The Boondocks, Season 1

Saturday, May 24th, 2008

When Robert Jebediah Freeman decides to move to the predominantly white suburbia of Woodcrest, to live out his twilight years in peace and quiet, his grandsons, Huey and Riley are somewhat less than enthusiastic.

Logo

This is the basis for the animated series based on the comic of the same name, by Aaron McGruder.

Huey, the 10 year old revolutionary activist, is distraught to live so far away from the “real struggle”, among rich white people, who usually proves to be ignorant in regards to racial matters. With a perceptive eye and a venomous toungue, he serves as the main narrator of the series.
The 8 year old Riley, on the other hand, is the complete opposite, caring nothing for his brother’s revolutionary ideals, valuing in stead the ideals of “thug life”, and idolizing Tony “Scarface” Montana and various gangsta rappers.
Granddad is a former civil rights activist, and has been affiliated with prominent figures such as Martin Luther King Jr, Malcolm X and Rosa Parks. However, he has left his days of activism behind, wishing only to fit in, and along with Riley merely scoffs at Huey’s activism.

Other characters include their black neighbor Tom DuBois, his white wife, Sarah and their bi-racial daughter, Jazmine. Ed Wuncler Sr, a capitalist who’d give Ebenezer Scrooge a run for his money, Ed Wuncler III and Gin Rummy, two gun-loving “wiggas” (And a parody of George W. Bush and Donald Rumsfeld.), and Uncle Ruckus, a self-loathing African-American, with nothing but contempt for the black man, and admiration for the white man.

The Boondocks is a highly satirical and politically incorrect show, that raises issues like racism, discrimination, social structure and foreign politics without mercy. Though you would think that the show would be most critical against whites, and “white culture”, the most venomous of criticism is actually directed at modern African-American culture. Aaron McGruder does not shy away from the most controversial topics, keeps the show up to date to counter his own critics.
The show features numerous references which may or may not be known to you. One of the reasons (I think) for why the strip stopped running in the Norwegian issue of Gary Larson’s Far Side, was the staggering amount of footnotes, which was a result of American politics and popular culture references unknown to most non-Americans. However, this has been lessened in the series, and most references should hit home.

If you are a fan of the comic strip, you will note that there are some differences in the series. Some of the main differences are the exclusion of Huey’s best friend, Caeser (Although, there are rumors of his introduction in a third season) the more prominent focus on Riley and Granddad, the inclusion of characters such as Uncle Ruckus, Ed Wuncler Sr, Ed Wuncler III and Gin Rummy, and the lack of focus on Jazmine’s struggle with racial identity.

The Boondocks avoids the “moral at the end” syndrome (Where everyone “gets it”, or everything “works out” at the end) that plagues so many shows these days. It refrains from the childishness that is unfortunately prominent in shows like “South Park” and “The Simpsons”.

These elements, combined with an excellent soundtrack, and superb animations, partially inspired by Japanese anime (But without the childish over-exaggeration that taints many anime shows), makes The Boondocks the best animated show. Ever.
Among my favorite episodes are “Return of the King”, “Granddad’s Fight” and “The Trial of R. Kelly”.

Anyway, I can whole-heartedly recommend this show, along with the comic strip, and I assure you it will be worth your while. The books can be found at Outland (At least the one in Bergen).

Free Jolly Jenkins!

Navi: That little Voice in your Head.

Sunday, January 20th, 2008

(Two video-game posts in a row? Unspeakable!)

Had completely forgotten to blog after the first post, though there hasn’t been much to blog about during the hollidays. But now I’m back with a vengeance.

Skimming through some of my regular webcomics, I came across this hilarious, yet painfully familiar strip: Comic.
And then, a bit later, this: Comic.
This refers to Navi, the fairy guide from The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. Now, while Navi was very helpful, and proved crucial when fighting a boss, she could be a real nuisance to the point where mere words could not do her annoyance justice.
As seen in the first strip, Link (The game’s protaganist) has finally caved in, and suffered a mental breakdown. The fanatical writing on the walls refer to Navi’s way of letting you know when she wanted a word with you.

Here’s an example: You have just finished the Forest Temple, and you may want to relax a bit before your next grand adventure. Perhaps cruise around on your horse for a while, or relax while fishing in Lake Hylia, or even hunt a few Poes.
But no, Navi won’t have that. She’ll shout with her childlike voice: “Hey!” “Hey! Hey!” “Hey!” Until you finally bring yourself to pressing the Top “C” button and talk to her. She’ll then say: “Listen!” followed by a suggestion that you should head up to Death Mountain to continue your quest.
If you don’t head up straight away she’ll repeat the process in a little while, and if you ignore her you have to constantly hear her “Hey!” outbursts, over and over and over again. After a while, the prospect of suicide seems more and more appealing.

I think I understand how all those schizophrenic murderers feel. Because in the end, you do whatever she asks of you, just to shut her up. Perhaps that’s how the Son of Sam felt, the voice says “Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill!” and Son of Sam goes “Alright! Alright! Just shut the fuck up already!”. I bet the only times he was given a moment’s piece was when he carried out Navi’s… er… I mean the dog’s vicious commands. Luckily, I completed the great, yet irritating game. Though it may have left permanent scar on my soul. If I indeed have one.

I Apologise for yet another video-game post. I’ll try not to make it a habit.